i am the little sister..
the momma
the cute sweetheart
the biffle
the bro
the "safe" one

im the one you'd probably never consider..

and in a strange way..
and probably an unhealthy way..
i find that comforting

i get to see the real you.
the not prepackaged you.
i've seen you drunk
angry..
i've seen you break a couple hearts..
cry..
say things you don't really mean..

and me? ...im the voice of reason
the one to set you straight..
and remind you that girls are real people..
who make mistakes..
and hurt..
...and fart too..

don't take this as bitterness..
its a far cry from it..
ive come to accept this position..
to embrace it...
...oddly..

i enjoy having brothers..
have had them all my life..
a guy's perspective...is cool to have access to..
a good guy friend is somewhat hard to come by..
im grateful to have quite a few..

but sometimes...
only here and there..
it kinda sucks being the one you'd probably never consider..